1. ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME
2. WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE
3. AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE
4. 1.
   1. My darling
      1. my lover
         1. my beautiful life
   2. Marrying you has screwed up my life
5. 2.
   1. I see your face
      1. when I am dreaming
   2. That's why
      1. I always wake up screaming
6. 3.
   1. Kind
      1. inteligent
         1. loving
            1. and hot
   2. This describes everything you are not
7. 4.
   1. Love may be beautiful
      1. love may be bliss
   2. but I only
      1. slept with you
         1. cause I was pissed
8. 5.
   1. I thought that I could love no other
   2. that is until I met your brother
9. 6.
   1. Roses are red
      1. violets are blue
         1. sugar is sweet
            1. and so are you
   2. But roses are wilting
      1. violets are dead
         1. sugar bowl's emoty
            1. and so is your head
10. 7.
    1. I want to feel your sweet embrace
    2. But don't take that paper bag off your face
11. 8.
    1. I love
       1. your smile
          1. your face
             1. and your eyes
    2. Damn!
       1. I'm good at telling lies!
12. 9.
    1. My love
       1. you take my breath away
    2. What have you stepped into smell this way?
13. 10.
    1. My feelings for you no words can tell
    2. Except for maybe "Go to hell".
14. 11.
    1. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    2. Two parts vodka, one part lime