1. Highlander pattern
   1. All the logic is part of one single package and class.
2. Megazord pattern
   1. A method that accomplishes 20 different tasks and is some 400 lines long.
   2. A bunch is just copy 'n paste from other "if" blocks.
3. Import hell
   1. Hundreds of unnecessary imports in one single module, increasing VM load times to infinite.
   2. Impossible to refactor with certainty.
4. Robot comments
   1. IDE-generated comments for each method that just replicate the method argument signature.
   2. Totally useless.
5. Robot methods
   1. IDE-generated getters/setters and stubs.
   2. Just add cruft.
6. Coal-train pattern
   1. One liners that concatenate around 100 different method calls.
7. Polka-dot pattern
   1. Magic numbers are everywhere.
   2. The programmer liked the colorful code and decided to not refactor hardcoded values into settings.